22 GAY PEOPle's ChroNICLE FEBRUARY 7, 1997

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

the retraction

FTER WORK, MO BRINGS THE NEW INTERN UP TO SPEED.

I DON'T WANT TO DISILLUSION YOU, BUT THIS IS NOT A GLAMOROUS JOB. IT'LL BE A LOT OF GRUNT WORK. SHELVING BOOKS, KEEPING THEM DUSTED...

OMIGODI HANDLING BOOKS? CARESSING THEIR SPINES, SMELLING THEIR NEW BOOK SMELL?! IT'LL BE LIKE, TOTALLY ORGIASTIC!

YEAH, RIGHT. SO, JEZANNA TELLS ME YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

WHATEVER. MAINLY, I'M A POET. WANNA READ THE SESTINA I WROTE AT LUNCH?

2940

IT'S CALLED "SUCK MY LEFT ONE, SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC."

UH...

THE

HAIL

MARYS

WELL HELLO THERE, MO? IS THIS WHY YOU LEFT ME THAT TERSE LITTLE MESSAGE CANCELLING OUR DINNER DATE? IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING So, you COULD BE HER MOTHER.

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OH, LIKE THAT WOULD STOP YOU. ACTUALLY, MY MOM'S MORE! THE BUFFED

AND COIFFED TYPE.

OVE 2900

AND ANYWAY, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. SHE'S OUR NEW INTERN AT THE STORE. ANJALI, SYDNEY.

970

254

THE WEEKLY WHINE

DELIGHTED.

SO, DO YOU WANT TO RESCHEDULE, OR DID YOU MEAN "FRY IN HELL LITERALLY?

THEA JUST TOLD ME HOW YOU DITCHED HER WHEN SHE GOT DIAGNOSED WITH MS.

UH... I'M GONNA GO GRAB A SMOKE.

ΟΗ. UH...YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW

ARE YOU NUTS? DO YOU THINK I'D AGREE TO GO OUT WITH THE POND SCUM WHO'D DO A THING LIKE THAT?

UH...

"UH?" SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. WHERE'S YOUR SCATHING RIPOSTE? YOUR TWISTED INTELLECTUALIZATION?

PHORTLY... ANJALI, I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO

GO TO DINNER. I'LL FINISH EXPLAIN-

ING THINGS TO YOU TOMORROW.

I...

OH, JEEZ! DON'T CRY SYDNEY!

HONK.

'KAY, WHAT EVER. SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

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